Thursday, March 01, 2007

An Open Letter to the A**holes Holding Up the Line at Starbucks

I like the way this guy thinks.

Dear A**holes Holding up the Line at Starbucks...

Excerpt:
I also happen to live presently in a part of Manhattan that is tourist heavy. One of the unfortunate circumstances of such is having to suffer in line while you folks gaze in bewilderment at the menu on the wall as if it were written in hieroglyphics. Inevitably your efforts to interpret the menu fail miserably, or perhaps you just give up altogether, thereby you must berate the poor Starbucks employees with a game of 20 questions.

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